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Ehh, I Don’t Like NY – Organic Cotton Graphic Tee

$31.42
Ehh, I Don’t Like NY – Organic Cotton Graphic Tee

This 100% organic cotton darling stays true to the tagline the fabric of our lives. An eco-friendly twist on the timeless graphic tee, you’ll love the cozy fit, the breathable feel, and the humor baked right into the design. Featuring our "I Don’t Love New York" crossed-out heart graphic, it’s not about love or hate — it’s that sweet spot in the middle. Ehh… I don’t like it. Don’t love it. Don’t hate it. Just don’t like it. Perfect for those who can appreciate New York’s energy from a safe distance, or for locals who prefer to keep their enthusiasm… tempered.

Whether you’re making a statement, sparking conversation, or just wearing your honest opinion, this shirt blends comfort, wit, and sustainable style.

Product Details:
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from China or Bangladesh

Sizing Note: The sizes correspond to a smaller fit in the US market, so US customers should order one size up for the best fit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), DoBeDoBeDo Inc | Willow Brook & Monarch LLC and DoBeDoBeDo Inc ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at info@wbmonarch.com. You can also write to us at 4522 W Village Dr #6138
Tampa, FL 33624-3429
or 4522 W Village Dr #6138
Tampa, FL 33624-3429.
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Ehh, I Don’t Like NY – Organic Cotton Graphic Tee

This 100% organic cotton darling stays true to the tagline the fabric of our lives. An eco-friendly twist on the timeless graphic tee, you’ll love the cozy fit, the breathable feel, and the humor baked right into the design. Featuring our "I Don’t Love New York" crossed-out heart graphic, it’s not about love or hate — it’s that sweet spot in the middle. Ehh… I don’t like it. Don’t love it. Don’t hate it. Just don’t like it. Perfect for those who can appreciate New York’s energy from a safe distance, or for locals who prefer to keep their enthusiasm… tempered.

Whether you’re making a statement, sparking conversation, or just wearing your honest opinion, this shirt blends comfort, wit, and sustainable style.

Product Details:
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from China or Bangladesh

Sizing Note: The sizes correspond to a smaller fit in the US market, so US customers should order one size up for the best fit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), DoBeDoBeDo Inc | Willow Brook & Monarch LLC and DoBeDoBeDo Inc ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at info@wbmonarch.com. You can also write to us at 4522 W Village Dr #6138
Tampa, FL 33624-3429
or 4522 W Village Dr #6138
Tampa, FL 33624-3429.
Ehh, I Don’t Like NY – Organic Cotton Graphic Tee

This 100% organic cotton darling stays true to the tagline the fabric of our lives. An eco-friendly twist on the timeless graphic tee, you’ll love the cozy fit, the breathable feel, and the humor baked right into the design. Featuring our "I Don’t Love New York" crossed-out heart graphic, it’s not about love or hate — it’s that sweet spot in the middle. Ehh… I don’t like it. Don’t love it. Don’t hate it. Just don’t like it. Perfect for those who can appreciate New York’s energy from a safe distance, or for locals who prefer to keep their enthusiasm… tempered.

Whether you’re making a statement, sparking conversation, or just wearing your honest opinion, this shirt blends comfort, wit, and sustainable style.

Product Details:
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from China or Bangladesh

Sizing Note: The sizes correspond to a smaller fit in the US market, so US customers should order one size up for the best fit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), DoBeDoBeDo Inc | Willow Brook & Monarch LLC and DoBeDoBeDo Inc ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at info@wbmonarch.com. You can also write to us at 4522 W Village Dr #6138
Tampa, FL 33624-3429
or 4522 W Village Dr #6138
Tampa, FL 33624-3429.

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<p>Instantly evaluate your Google Business Profile with the PRIME-L framework. Get an overall score, detailed metrics, and policy-aligned recommendations to improve visibility and trust.</p>

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<strong>What this tool analyzes</strong>

<p class="muted" style="color:#1f2937">The PRIME-L framework scores six areas: Profile Completeness, Reviews and Reputation, Imagery, Messaging and Engagement, Expertise Signals, and Local SEO. Scores are client-side for demo purposes. Use the Addendum below for official Google policy links and suspension/appeal steps.</p>

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<li><strong>Audit for violations.</strong> Read the <a href="https://support.google.com/business/answer/3038177" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Guidelines</a> and the <a href="https://support.google.com/business/answer/13762416" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Policy Overview</a>.</li>

<li><strong>Fix issues</strong> like virtual/PO box addresses, keyword-stuffed names, or inconsistent NAP.</li>

<li><strong>Gather evidence</strong> that exactly matches your profile’s name and address: registration, tax certificate, utility bill, signage photos, lease, license.</li>

<li><strong>Appeal via the official tool</strong> and track status:

<ul>

<li><a href="https://support.google.com/business/answer/4569145" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Fix suspended or disabled profiles (Appeal tool)</a></li>

<li><a href="https://support.google.com/business/answer/13597551" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Appeal content & profile restrictions</a></li>

</ul>

</li>

<li><strong>Account-level restrictions</strong> suspend all profiles until reinstated. See: <a href="https://support.google.com/business/answer/13762416" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Policy overview</a> and <a href="https://support.google.com/business/answer/14114287" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Business Profile restrictions</a>.</li>

</ol>

<p class="muted">Tip: Keep documents in a folder labeled with your exact GBP name. Mismatches slow or sink appeals.</p>

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<summary>Official Policy Links & Resources</summary>

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<ul>

<li><a href="https://support.google.com/business/?hl=en" target="_blank" rel="noopener">GBP Help Center</a></li>

<li><a href="https://support.google.com/business/answer/3038177" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Guidelines for representing your business</a></li>

<li><a href="https://support.google.com/business/answer/7667250" target="_blank" rel="noopener">All Business Profile policies & guidelines</a></li>

<li><a href="https://transparency.google/our-policies/product-terms/google-business-profile/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Google Transparency Center: GBP policies</a></li>

<li><a href="https://support.google.com/business/answer/4569145" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Fix suspended or disabled profiles (Appeal tool)</a></li>

<li><a href="https://support.google.com/business/answer/13597551" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Appeal content & profile restrictions</a></li>

<li><a href="https://support.google.com/business/answer/9157481" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Manage service areas</a></li>

<li><a href="https://support.google.com/business/answer/7249669" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Manage your business category</a></li>

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