At Burger in Chief—fondly known as BIC Burger—we are not just flipping patties; we’re flipping traditions. Inspired by America’s most famous burger aficionado, Donald J. Trump, BIC Burger marries the nostalgia of greasy greatness with a touch of absurd, yet irresistible, ambition. Imagine a culinary experience that bridges the divide between ketchup-soaked patriotism and haute cuisine aspirations. This is not just fast food—it’s fast food for the history books.

BIC Burger: Where Heritage Meets Hype

Born out of an unholy alliance between DoBeDoBeDo Inc. and the visionary masterminds at #eumue, BIC Burger isn’t just about burgers. It’s about embracing the art of hyperbole—on a bun. At the core of our mission is a commitment to preserving the sanctity of the all-American hamburger while layering in innovation as thick as a double stack of cheese.

We believe in the transformative power of combining timeless recipes (think ketchup, mustard, beef, repeat) with daring global influences (perhaps a sprinkle of curry powder for that “foreign intrigue” or a dollop of aioli for those coastal elites). Just as #eumue revitalizes culinary practices with bold global techniques, we aim to slap a new coat of seasoning on age-old American values.

Here’s our process:

We Age Our Burgers Like Fine Wine: Small-batch burgers, meticulously aged in premium vacuum-sealed packaging for maximum flavor (and marketing appeal).
Consulting With A Side of Fries: Not just food, but thoughtful content creation. Each patty doubles as a metaphor for groundbreaking, bespoke consulting services. “Eat this burger, and watch your brand grow!”

Meet the Grillmasters

BIC Burger wouldn’t exist without the culinary passion of two visionaries:

Peter Fink: A self-proclaimed “artistic visionary and egalitarian burger snob,” Peter’s obsession stems from her parents’ insistence on making kosher hamburgers back in SoCal. Dissatisfied with L.A.'s lackluster beef, Peter turned to the kitchen to create her own burger utopia. She’s the kind of person who’ll tell you about artisanal pickles mid-bite—and somehow make you feel smarter for it.

Gordon Bune: Hailing from a traditional Argentinian family, Gordon’s beef credentials are as thick as a 1/2-pound patty. Growing up grinding spices and marinating meats and creating with his mother; a painter, Gordon mastered the art of flavor before he could even say "asado." At BIC Burger, Gordon insists that every bite should taste like your childhood memories—if your childhood included 72-hour marinated chimichurri burgers.

Together, Peter and Gordon blend their obsessive attention to detail with a belief that everyone deserves better burgers—whether you’re sitting in a corner booth or at the Resolute Desk.

The Trump Connection: A Legacy of Love (for Burgers)

Let’s not mince words: the Burger in Chief brand was inspired by Donald J. Trump’s unapologetic love affair with fast food. Who can forget the image of him lovingly clutching a Big Mac aboard Air Force One? Or the towering buffet of burgers served during a government shutdown? At BIC Burger, we don’t just honor that legacy; we enshrine it.

Burgers: A Timeless Icon of Power, Unity, and Flavor

Burgers have a rich and storied history that transcends class, power, and time. From the founding fathers to the titans of industry, and even some of the most influential women in history, burgers have been a steadfast companion at tables where history was made. They’re more than just food—they’re an edible symbol of the connection between power and the people.

Let’s start with the foundation. While it’s hard to imagine Thomas Jefferson flipping burgers on a grill, it’s well-documented that he was an early champion of bringing European culinary influences—like steak and bread combinations—to the U.S. It’s not too far a leap to think that this innovation in American dining paved the way for the hamburger we know today. After all, what’s more American than taking a good idea and turning it into something iconic?

Fast forward to the rise of the industrial age. Captains of industry like Henry Ford, who revolutionized assembly lines, likely saw the same efficiency reflected in the humble burger. A compact, portable, and satisfying meal, burgers quickly became the food of choice for the working class, fueling progress and innovation. It’s no surprise that these titans of power themselves indulged in the simple pleasure of a burger, embracing its universal appeal as both sustenance and indulgence.

And let’s not forget the trailblazing women of history. Figures like Eleanor Roosevelt, known for her unpretentious tastes, famously served simple, hearty meals to guests in the White House during the Great Depression—a move that symbolized solidarity with the common man. While hamburgers weren’t on the menu, the spirit of the meal—a bridge between power and the people—was very much alive.

Our tagline: “Make Hamburgers Great Again” speaks to our mission of uniting people over char-grilled beef and excessive amounts of sauce. Each menu item pays homage to a Trumpian moment.

Burgers and Their Unique Bond with Power

In modern times, the burger has become a cultural phenomenon that transcends political, economic, and social divides. Take, for example, President Lyndon B. Johnson, who famously served “Texas Barbecue Burgers” to guests at his ranch—a meal meant to symbolize American simplicity and hospitality. Or the iconic fast-food stops made by political candidates across the country during election campaigns. Whether it’s a burger joint in Iowa or a diner in New Hampshire, these pit stops are less about the food itself and more about the message: I’m one of you.

And then there’s Donald J. Trump. Few images are as quintessentially American as the sight of him aboard Air Force One, unapologetically clutching a Big Mac. The towering buffet of burgers served during a government shutdown was not just a meal; it was a statement—a declaration that even the highest office in the land can appreciate the humble hamburger. Trump’s unabashed love of fast food became a defining element of his persona: relatable, bold, and unfiltered.

What Food is Served in Donald Trump's Plane? Hamburger!

The Burger: Where Power Meets the People

Burgers occupy a unique place in our culture because they blur the lines between power and the everyman. They’re served in five-star restaurants with truffle aioli and Wagyu beef, and they’re handed out in paper bags at drive-thrus across the globe. They’re consumed by billionaires and blue-collar workers alike, proving that some things truly are universal.

At Burger in Chief, we’ve taken this legacy to heart. Our brand was unapologetically inspired by Donald J. Trump’s passionate love affair with fast food. We don’t mince words when we say that burgers are for everyone—whether you’re dining aboard Air Force One, hosting a backyard barbecue, or grabbing a quick bite between meetings.

We honor that legacy by enshrining it. From the towering Bigly Burger to the bold 45/47 OZ Burger Challenge, every item on our menu is designed to celebrate the enduring power of the burger. It’s not just food; it’s an emblem of unity, ambition, and the deliciously shared experience that brings us all together.

So, whether you’re a captain of industry, a political trailblazer, or someone just looking for a great meal, remember this: burgers aren’t just about eating—they’re about connecting. They’re about savoring the flavors of history while boldly forging the future.

And at Burger in Chief, we’re here to make sure every bite counts. Let’s eat bigly, believe me.

The Bigly Burger: A Taste of Greatness

**The “Bigly Burger”**: Two all-beef patties, American cheese, and “the best sauce—so good, believe me.”

Introducing the Bigly Burger, a larger-than-life creation that delivers big flavors, big satisfaction, and a big attitude. It’s everything you love about a classic burger—turned up to eleven.

This show-stopping sandwich starts with two juicy, all-beef patties, perfectly seasoned and grilled to mouthwatering perfection. Sandwiched between these thick, hearty patties is a generous layer of melted American cheese, oozing with creamy, nostalgic goodness in every bite.

And then there’s the secret weapon: “The Best Sauce—So Good, Believe Me.” A rich, tangy, and slightly sweet blend of flavors that ties everything together. It’s not just sauce; it’s a statement. Once you try it, you’ll understand why everyone’s talking about it.

All of this burger magic is served on a toasted sesame seed bun, golden and fluffy, with just the right amount of crunch to complement the soft, savory layers inside.

Why Bigly? Because Big Is Not Enough

The Bigly Burger is more than just a meal—it’s a declaration. A celebration of bold choices, big bites, and the unapologetic pursuit of flavor. Whether you're conquering lunch, dinner, or a midnight craving, this burger is here to remind you that sometimes, bigger really is better.

So go ahead, take a bite. It’s big. It’s bold. It’s Bigly. Trust us, you’re going to love it.

The Covfefe: Burgers for Breakfast?

**The Covfefe Combo**: A breakfast beef and sausage burger and with a fried egg and hash browns. It’s confusing, but people love it.

The Covfefe Combo: Introducing a beef & sausage breakfast burger, a bold and flavorful creation that brings breakfast and burgers together in perfect harmony—well, sort of.

This masterpiece starts with a juicy beef and sausage patty, layered with crispy beef bacon and crowned with a perfectly fried egg. The base? A classic English muffin. The top? A soft, golden burger bun. It’s an unconventional combination, but somehow, it just works.

On the side, you'll find golden, crispy hash browns and an extra helping of beef bacon because, let’s face it, you can never have too much bacon.

It’s a little confusing, a lot indulgent, and absolutely loved by everyone who tries it. One bite, and you’ll understand why.

The Shutdown Feast: A tray of sliders.

Perfect for Sharing—or Hoarding During Fiscal Emergencies

At Burger in Chief, we understand that every burger tells a story, and sometimes that story is about indulgence, survival, or just pure enjoyment. Our menu items are designed to cater to every occasion, whether you’re in the mood to share the love or keep it all to yourself when times get tough.

Sharing a burger can turn any meal into a bonding experience—a symbol of unity, camaraderie, and making memories with friends and family. But let’s be honest: sometimes, you just need a little “me time” with your favorite burger, especially when the world feels uncertain. During fiscal emergencies, when you’re counting every penny, nothing brings comfort quite like a delicious, hearty burger that doesn’t just satisfy your hunger—it nourishes your spirit.

Whether you're splitting fries with your crew or savoring a burger solo while waiting for the world to sort itself out, Burger in Chief is here for you. Because great food isn’t just about flavor—it’s about making every bite count, no matter the circumstances.

Beyond Burgers: Changing the World One Bite at a Time

At BIC Burger, we’re not just about feeding the masses—we’re about fostering change. Our mission includes:

Sustainable Innovation: Like Trump’s hairstyle, our approach to beef is renewable (and occasionally defies logic).

Community Outreach: Each burger sold supports initiatives that matter, like teaching kids how to craft the perfect ketchup swirl.

World Peace (With Fries): Because nothing ends a war faster than a well-cooked hamburger.

Join the Revolution

BIC Burger invites you to embrace the absurdity, savor the flavor, and join us in making history—one bite at a time. Whether you’re a burger snob like Peter or a grilling purist like Gordon, there’s room for everyone at the BIC table.

So, grab a Bigly Burger, sip on a Diet Coke, and toast to the idea that sometimes the best ideas are also the messiest.

“Burgers are the foundation of civilization. Period.” — Not Socrates, but probably someone at BIC Burger.

What’s your favorite burger memory? Share it with us in the comments, and let’s keep the conversation sizzling!

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